i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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