They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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