This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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