Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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