Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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