After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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