highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
