After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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