it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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