I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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