If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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