And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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