He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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