I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
