Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
My liver just had a heart attack.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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