"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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