Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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