and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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