What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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