After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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