Your mouth is God's brothel.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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