...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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