he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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