once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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