help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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