There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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