whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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