So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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