I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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