i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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