Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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