But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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