Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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