I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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