i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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