Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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