oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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