super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
