i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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