Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
