This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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