i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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