We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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