Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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