why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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