So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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