Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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