The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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