Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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