She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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