You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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