Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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