Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
My ATM looks so different sober.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
And then he peed in my hair
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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