last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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